diff --git a/apps/web/src/views/checkout.ejs b/apps/web/src/views/checkout.ejs index f5c48fa..15dce4c 100644 --- a/apps/web/src/views/checkout.ejs +++ b/apps/web/src/views/checkout.ejs @@ -56,7 +56,7 @@
You can leave this page. Payments are detected and confirmed automatically.
<% } %> diff --git a/apps/web/src/views/docs.ejs b/apps/web/src/views/docs.ejs index a020918..f1b67fe 100644 --- a/apps/web/src/views/docs.ejs +++ b/apps/web/src/views/docs.ejs @@ -95,7 +95,7 @@Create a new account. Email is optional — used only for account recovery.
+Create a new account. Email is optional and used only for account recovery.
{ "email": "you@example.com" } // optional
@@ -267,7 +267,7 @@
By default, matching conditions mean the monitor is up. Set "$consider": "down" to flip this — if the conditions match, the monitor is down.
By default, matching conditions mean the monitor is up. Set "$consider": "down" to flip this. If the conditions match, the monitor is down.
// down if response time exceeds 2 seconds diff --git a/apps/web/src/views/landing.ejs b/apps/web/src/views/landing.ejs index c816b2f..1e4f19c 100644 --- a/apps/web/src/views/landing.ejs +++ b/apps/web/src/views/landing.ejs @@ -3,9 +3,9 @@ -PingQL — Uptime monitoring that thinks like a developer +PingQL - Uptime monitoring that thinks like a developer - + @@ -165,7 +165,7 @@ Uptime monitoring
that thinks like
a developer- Go beyond simple pings. Write queries against status codes, JSON bodies, HTML selectors, headers, cert expiry — everything your response contains. + Go beyond simple pings. Write queries against status codes, JSON bodies, HTML selectors, headers, and cert expiry.
MongoDB-style queries
-Use
+$and,$or,$lt,$regex— a query language you already know.Use
$and,$or,$lt,$regex. A query language you already know.
Drill into JSON responses with $json or scrape any HTML page with $select — no API required.
Drill into JSON responses with $json or scrape any HTML page with $select. No API required.
Create scoped sub-keys for CI pipelines, scripts, or teammates. Full REST API — no dashboard required.
+Create scoped sub-keys for CI pipelines, scripts, or teammates. Full REST API, no dashboard required.
@@ -340,7 +340,7 @@Real-time updates via SSE. Latency charts, status history, uptime stats — all live without a page refresh.
+Real-time updates via SSE. Latency charts, status history, and uptime stats, all live without a page refresh.
@@ -349,7 +349,7 @@No email required. No passwords. Just an account key. Emails are hashed if provided — we literally can't read them.
+No email required. No passwords. Just an account key. Emails are hashed if provided, so we literally can't read them.
diff --git a/apps/web/src/views/login.ejs b/apps/web/src/views/login.ejs index 5e7fde9..23b44fd 100644 --- a/apps/web/src/views/login.ejs +++ b/apps/web/src/views/login.ejs @@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ -Account created
-Save your key — it's how you access your account
+Save your key - it's how you access your account
- Most SaaS monitoring tools are free or cheap because you're the product. They're backed by investors who need returns, which means your usage data, your infrastructure details, your URLs, your team — all of it gets fed into ad networks, sold to data brokers, or used to build "anonymized" datasets that aren't actually anonymous. + Most SaaS monitoring tools are free or cheap because you're the product. They're backed by investors who need returns, which means your usage data, your infrastructure details, your URLs, your team. All of it gets fed into ad networks, sold to data brokers, or used to build "anonymized" datasets that aren't actually anonymous.
- They require your email "for alerts" and then spam you, add you to nurture sequences, sell your address, and share it with their parent company's 47 "trusted partners." They embed Segment, Mixpanel, Intercom, Hotjar, Google Analytics, and a dozen other trackers on every page — harvesting your behavior and shipping it to Silicon Valley servers whether you want it or not. + They require your email "for alerts" and then spam you, add you to nurture sequences, sell your address, and share it with their parent company's 47 "trusted partners." They embed Segment, Mixpanel, Intercom, Hotjar, Google Analytics, and a dozen other trackers on every page, harvesting your behavior and shipping it to Silicon Valley servers whether you want it or not.
That's the industry standard. We think it's garbage. @@ -36,10 +36,10 @@
That's it. No device fingerprints, no IP logs, no browser data, no analytics events, no session recordings.
@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@- We accept cryptocurrency. No card data, no billing address, no name — payments can be entirely anonymous. We never store or see your payment details. + We accept cryptocurrency. No card data, no billing address, no name. Payments can be entirely anonymous. We never store or see your payment details.
- All data in transit is encrypted via TLS. All data at rest is on encrypted disks. Your account key is the only credential — there's no password database to breach, no hashed passwords to crack, no OAuth tokens to steal. + All data in transit is encrypted via TLS. All data at rest is on encrypted disks. Your account key is the only credential. There's no password database to breach, no hashed passwords to crack, no OAuth tokens to steal.
Used for account recovery only. Stored as a one-way hash — we can't read it.
+Used for account recovery only. Stored as a one-way hash, so we can't read it.