diff --git a/apps/status/src/views/page.ejs b/apps/status/src/views/page.ejs
index 740c863..72776e7 100644
--- a/apps/status/src/views/page.ejs
+++ b/apps/status/src/views/page.ejs
@@ -43,8 +43,8 @@
   }
   function uptimeBand(p) {
     if (p == null)   return 'empty';
-    if (p >= 99.9)   return 'good';
-    if (p >= 99.0)   return 'warn';
+    if (p >= 97)     return 'good';
+    if (p >= 87)     return 'warn';
     return 'bad';
   }
   function fmtUptime(p) {